How women call their husbands in the first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O jee.
Yr 3. Ajee Sunte ho?
Yr 4. O bunty ke pappa
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaon?
Wife hits her husband with a frying pan
Husband: What was that for...?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse..
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.
Message of the year:
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi
Husband ghar se chala gaya
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kya hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai der se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana:
Man: Sir, my wife is missing ....
Postmaster: Bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee.
Man: Kya karoon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Judge: Why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaye the ... abhi tak wapis nahi aaye .... :-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch aur paka lo ... :-)
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