Man O Man !
When without money, eats wild vegetables at home
When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.
When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money, rides the same ‘exercise machine’.
When without money, walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn the fat
When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts like rich man;
When has money, acts like poor man.
Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking are bad but keeps indulging;
Man O Man !
Never means what ... he says
and never says ... what he means !
