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Man Oh Man !

Man O Man !

When without money, eats wild vegetables at home
When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.

When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money, rides the same ‘exercise machine’.

When without money, walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn the fat

When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.

When without money, acts like rich man;
When has money, acts like poor man.

Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.

Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking are bad but keeps indulging;

Man O Man !
Never means what ... he says
and never says ... what he means !

Gmail - Fw: Fw: Aaj ki Mahabharat - dholakiakunal@gmail.com

Gmail - Fw: Fw: Aaj ki Mahabharat - dholakiakunal@gmail.com

Cat and Dolphins playing together

 CU

GOD AUR DUNIYA VALE

 Only GOD can understand our problems !!!!!!!!

Swarg k dwar pe 3 log khade the....

God : Sirf 1 hi andar ja sakta hai....

1st : Main Brahmin hu, sari umar
aapki seva ki hai. Swarg pe mera hak hai....

2nd : Main Doctor hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg pe mera haq hai....

3rd : Mai ne sari umar Private Company mein kam kiya hai.... Aur......

God :Buss......... aage kuch mat bol.... Rulaayega kya pagle..? Andar aa ja......... Tere forwarded mails, follow-ups, promotion nahi milne ka wo 4 saal, month end, quarter end, year ends me woh night shifts, data nahi milne se doosra departments se panga, CTC se zaada deductions, raat me ghar jane ka lafda , family ko na time dene ki frustrations, boss se meetings, delivery dates, week ends mein kaam etc etc... mere ko senti kar diya yaar..aaja jaldi andar aaja..